Mycelial Broadcast

Welcome, wanderer. Place your ear to the forest floor. If you hear dial tone, that’s normal.

        __.....___          we are the network under your feet
     .'"   .--.    "`.      we forward packets of rain & rumor
   .'   o (o  o)  o   '.    we cache secrets in loam and lightning
  /   O     (_)        O \  ping: cap.cap.cap -> stem -> root -> you
 :   *    .-----..   *    : TTL: infinity; checksum: moss
 |       /  .---.  \       | 200 OK - fruiting body delivered
 :   o   \ (     ) /   o   : /dev/forest whispers: "all logs are rings"
  \        `-----'        /  chmod +x night; ./night --glow --biolume
   `.    *    :::     * .'  export PATH=$PATH:/usr/local/mycelium/bin
     `-._____.:::____.-'    alias ls="list spores"
            J     L         alias cat="summon jaguar (no, the other cat)"
            :     :         ~ end of transmission ~
           J       L
           :       :
           `._____.'
            fungi.fan
  

Status: idle. Awaiting forest-wide gossip.